Monday, July 23, 2007
posted on: 4:44 PM
ARE YOU A BABE MAGNET?
- Do you make the hearts of women throb wherever you go?
It’s time to find out.
* 'bold' - my pick.
1. YOU SPEND YOUR FREE TIME DAY DREAMING ABOUT:
A - Whether to accept Jesscya or Vanessa’s date, ot try to sloe both of them into your already packed schedule.
B - The heavenly char kuay teow just a 5 minutes walk from your office.
C - There is no time for daydreaming.
2. YOU USUALLY DREAM ABOUT:
A - Running away from a bevy of ladies.
B - Running away from Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
C - You don’t dream. You usually so tired you lapse into a dreamless slumber. That is, if you even slept.
3. ON THE STREETS, YOU ARE OFTEN APPROACHED BY:
A - Girls and the occasional auntie.
B - Waiters and waitresses positioned outside restaurants, beckoning you in.
C - Prudential staff.
4. WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR WAY FROM A CENTRE SEAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE TO HEAD FOR THE TOILETS, YOU OVERHEAR SOMEONE SAY:
A - “Check out that cuttie! *giggles*” and you are certain she wasn’t referring to Brad Pitt onscreen.
B - “Dude, hurry up and move.”
C - “Is this movie that boring?”
5. YOUR GIRLFRIEND:
A - Is perpetually trying to fend off girls that come up to you even with her hanging off your arm.
B - Brought you a mountain of snacks after a quarrel to make up.
C - Bought you a Palmtop for your birthday, what you’ve always wanted to keep yourself more organized than you already are.
6. AT A CLUB,
A - You don’t spend a cent. The ladies fight over who treat you first.
B - The bartender apologetically informs you that the free-flow rule cannot apply to you for the future parties.
C - You head for the golf course first. You only recreation in life.
7. DURING THE RECENT CHINESE NEW YEAR VISITS TO RELATIVES,
A - You overhear your female cousins asking their mothers if inter-cousin relationship are legal.
B - You notice that your aunts pull the festive goodies out of your reach whenever you come near.
C - Nothing much happens cause you only stayed long enough for the well-wishes and ang baos before heading home to complete your work assignments.
8. YOU ARE USUALLY SPOTTED:
A - With a girl. You notice envious glances from both sexes.
B - Where there is food. More specifically, at a buffet.
C - Working at your desk, leaving only for lunch and toilet breaks. And at times, you don’t even eat or take a piss. Time doesn’t allow for such indulgences.
9. YOU WEAR:
A - Fitted tops and jeans. They seem to get compliments from your female friends.
B - Trousers that are loose and fastened with a belt. That way, you can easily adjust them when they get tight.
C - The first ironed shirt you see. No time to waste on attire.
10. YOU ARE READING THIS BECAUSE:
A - You have nothing to do while waiting for your partner to emerge from the shower. She insisted on smelling all fresh for you.
B - You have expertly figured out how to eat chicken wings with one hand, leaving the other free to flip the pages of ‘this magazine‘.
C - Your laptop has just been sent for repair due to overwork.
REMEMBER THE POPULAR SAYING, “THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACHE”? FIND OUT HOW TRUE IT IS FOR YOU.
MOSTLY A’s:
- The person who said that is aiming five inches too high. Even the suave and charming guy, you are a BABE MAGNET. Girls flock around you, attracted by your easy charm. Surrounded by a girls who love a bit of fun, you are never out of dates or places to go on a weekend. You are either blessed with good looks or know just how to up your appeal factor. If you belong to the latter, you should seriously consider being an image consultant. Living a fast life may seem exciting now, but do take a moment to think about your future. What are you going to do when age takes away your charm? Do not neglect your family, friends, and work.
PS: You are one lucky guy, you know that?
MOSTLY B’s:
- No saying could be more accurate to describe you. You are a FRIDGE MAGNET; every ten minutes you open your fridge door at least once even though you know no snacks are going to miraculously appear. Ever rummaging around for food, you validate the statement through and through. You are the first man people inform when they find value-for-money lunches and look to for restaurant recommendations. Eating is your first love, but watch your calorie intake. Your high metalbolism rate means you may not see much of a problem now, but when age starts kicking in, you may regret attending one too many buffet dinners. Unless you are already an avid gym freak or are devoted to a physically draining sport (queuing for all-you-can-eat dinners do not count), cut down on fattening snacks and overeating. If you need a snack, try fruits. Stop when you feel full; eat slowly, your body needs 20 minutes to recognize that it has had enough.
MOSTLY C’s:
- Is there even a way to your heart? You are so obsessed about work that everything else seems secondary. You are an ELECTROMAGNET. Power packed and set to go, you are every boss’ dream employee and the man that makes everyone else feel guilty about leaving the office on time. If you own a business of your own, your business is your life and soul. You are naturally attractive to women looking for stability and financial security, as your addiction to work suggests a serious a serious and dependable nature. Being motivated is good, but do take time for a breather, though. Life is not just about the achievements. Relationships and spirituality are just as important for fulfilling a life.
Dessy Desmond Tan.
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