Tuesday, July 31, 2007
posted on: 10:15 AM
HER BEDROOM HABITS EXPLAINED
- Ever wonder why your lady does what she does in bed? Here are some answers straight form the mouths of woman.
Let’s face it, guys have more sexual hang-ups than women. We might obsess over the size of our weenies, long to watch some girl-on-girl action, want our woman to scream like porn stars----and swallow. But your lady also had her fair share of pretty baffling habits too.
SHE WANTS QUALITY TIME.
-After a whole night of intense shagging, you’re drained and sleepy. But in her book, that’s just the first part of the night’s programme. Your woman wants to cuddle, and suddenly she desires a teddy bear, not a sex god.
WHAT GIVES? “That’s part of the whole package, that’s why it’s called making love,” shares Julia, 30, a marketing professional. “We need that emotional connection as much as the physical excitement.”
SOLUTION Just do what she says, man. It has it benefits.
SHE HATES YOUR FUNKY SPUNK.
-Her pretty face bobbing up and down on your manhood is a sight to behold. But when you’re about to come, she pulls away, leaving you hanging. And if you do climax in her mouth, she spits it out.
WHAT GIVES? “It’s thick, slimy and taste like Clorox! A friend of mine swear it’s like rancid glue!” says Jane, 27 a teacher.
SOLUTION Most women don’t really like to swallow and do it just to please you. Don’t be rude----tell them you’re coming.
THE SLEAZE FACTOR CREEPS HER OUT.
-Anal sex, talking dirty, or simply watching watching porn---it’s mostly a guy thing, unless you’ve got a pretty game partner.
WHAT GIVES? Elaine, 32, a computer programmer, say that talking dirty works for her and her husband, but draws the line with anal sex. “No matter how small ‘it’ is or how much lubricant you use, it’s just not meant to be.”
SOLUTION Fantasies should be mutually enjoyed. Go ‘doggie’ instead of anal---she’ll feel every inch of you.
SHE’S COMING, GOING-----AND GONE.
-You’ve been going at it for what seems like an eternity, and she is still not screaming. When you go down on her so she can get off first, she’ll ignore you afterwards.
WHAT GIVES? “We’re not like guys, we don’t come after a few pumps,” admits Sharon, 29, a homemaker. “And when woman come, it’s sometimes too intense that we can’t do anything after that. Sorry!”
SOLUTION Work on your foreplay to get a head start as women take time to warm up. Also, most can’t get off on intercourse alone, so pay attention to her clitoris.
SHE TURNS ON THE GOLDEN SHOWERS.
-Unless you’re into this sort of thing, involuntary peeing by your lady can, well, piss us guys off. Or worst, they stop in the middle of action and rush off to the toilet.
WHAT GIVES? “Sometimes when I feel I’m about to come, I realise I’m peeing, but only at the last moment, “reveals Kit, 28, a banker.
SOLUTION The bladder sit rights above the vaginal area so there’s chance that it will get stimulated during sex. She should empty her bladder before sex and brush up on her kegel exercises.
SHE Um, “SOUNDS OFF”.
-There’s this weird sound that’s almost like farting. In layman’s term, It’s vaginal fart.
WHAT GIVES? “It happens when we constantly change positions during sex,” explains Julia.
SOLUTION ‘Queefing’ occurs when trapped air rushes out of the vagina during sex. Avoid sexual positions that cause it or use a little lube to help avoid allowing air in.
SHE LIKES IT IN THE DARK.
-It’s not like you’re asking for mirrors on the ceiling, so why in the dark?
WHAT GIVES? “I’m insecure about my body, so it just make me feel more at ease when the light are off,” says Elaine.
SOLUTION Make her feel comfortable with the act, and each other’s bodies before turning the lights on.
SHE’S A PAIN IN THE ****!
-She get enthusiastic about giving you head, and your sensitive knob is soon getting chomped on!
WHAT GIVES? Tammy, 29, a real estate agent, recounts her first oral experience: “I knew the ‘head’ was the most sensitive part so I went for it. He was so sore at me!”
SOLUTION Tell her to cover her teeth with her lips. But, just in case, remind her that sucking works way better than just licking.
Dessy Desmond Tan.
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